Yes, that was me in the hotel. I do look like that now. Once upon a time I used to look like this…
…and fed myself on a diet of Joni Mitchell, The Incredible String Band, Nick Drake and The Beatles. However, as you may have noticed from the video, on Tuesday 17th, my diet, nearly 25 years later, consisted of some Mr Kipling lemon cakes, spicy chicken wings, a tub of cous-cous and an orange Fanta.
Which I ate while listening to Lady Gaga.
The food I had grabbed as I walked past an outlet of Iceland on the way to the hotel. Now my stomach was full I was ready to brave the bad weather again and take a walk around the neighbourhood.
And that just about sums up my trip to the Isle of Man really. I’d love to say more, but today – 24th July 2012 – has been the hottest day of the year so far so I am going to sit out the back with a glass of cider now and watch my pussy chase flies.
Bye for now!