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July 2012

All About Eve

In 1988 I left school. If I was Groucho Marx I would add, “It was about time, I was forty four.” But …

Joni and the Brick.

It’s when your cat begins to stalk a brick, that the worry sets in. The brick in question wasn’t moving. If it …

Friday the 13th, 2012

It’s Friday the 13th, again. A day often associated with bad luck and mysterious happenings. You are more likely to be run …

Are Scooters Electric?

The eighties bore a lot of fruit. There were raspberries, strawberries, guavas, tangerines and even bananas, which some people insist is a …

Shitavar

Wipe that cheesy grin off your pathetic blue face, you wannabe Smurf… I have a nostalgic affection for James Cameron’s 80’s output. …

Lost

A plane crashes on an island. There are survivors. A trap door is found. There are other inhabitants on the island. A …